I think a bit of background info is in order. for those who dont know the TSA are a group of utter morons who after the happenings in NY on Sep 11th 2001 are in-charge of security checkpoints at all major US airports. I think the general requirement to be a TSA agent is something along the lines of born before 1924, an IQ equivalent to your shoe size, and a general lack of personal hygiene or simple mastery of ANY language.
For those who know who the TSA are... you were not one bit surprised by this story, huh?